Tofu that tastes like human flesh??

Please tell me this is a joke. From the web: Hufu is the name of a tofu-based product designed to resemble the taste of human flesh. Billed as the "Healthy Human Flesh Alternative", it's designed to "provide connoisseurs of people-parts with a legal way to please their palates".

The Hufu website provides a variety of recipes that originally called for human flesh, but now uses hufu as a replacement.

So what does human flesh taste like? According to the website:
"If you've never had human flesh before, think of the taste and texture of beef, except a little sweeter in taste and a little softer in texture. Contrary to popular belief, people do not taste like pork or chicken."

Who out there has a taste for human flesh? Hannibal Lechter besides. Never mind. Please don't answer that. I really, really don't want to know. And now, thanks to Hufu I will never, ever look at a piece of Tofu with the same salivatory adoration I once used to. I will forever cast a suspicious eye on every piece of tofu that comes across my plate.

I think I'm going to be sick.